PISSED to the MAX
As the tradition goes – not every lecturer start to teach in the first week. So my friends and I were kinda free chatting about almost everything & updating ourselves with the current news & etc. Relaxing week for us as we need not to attend tutorial classes & the lecture for this week were merely introduction to our units.
But I was unluckily as the first week has been hectic & discomfort & sad.
Monday
It was my first day, we had lunch in Uni’s newly refurnished cafe. Just right after lunch, another friend of us join us for a chit chat. We’ve been told that there was something happening in our residential area. Teams of policemen, firefighters & an ambulance were seen dashing out of the place quite near to where we’re staying. He had no idea what had happened but it sounds like some serious thingy.
Lectures ended & everyone went back. Then friends start to ask around. ” Did you heard of the homicide happened this afternoon?” And the questioning goes on & on.
Around midnight one local newspaper published the news on their website. And I found out that a girl had been stabbed by her lover.
(Yeah, I know fuck.)
Tuesday
My throat & gum soared like hell. I had 1 pack of 20’s Hacks but it didn’t solve my soars. And for week it was. PISSED
Wednesday
My nuffnang Glitterati status had been downgraded to non-exclusive status.
I’m not complaining about the payment rates or anything. But I’m so pissed of with the sudden downgrade of my status. What have I done? – PISSED
Thursday
I smell people farting the entire 2 x 2 hours of lecture. It was SUPERBLY ANNOYED. Whoever it is- I don’t want to mention his name, it must be someone sat near me as in the 2 different lectures I switched place but someone somehow followed. Please go and fart outside. You really PISSED me off.
Friday
Wrote this post, sitting on a lame plastic chair supplied by my landlord which had gone out of shaped since I first utilise it a year ago. It aches my back everytime I use. I thought of getting a new one but it cost too much. In Miri,its like 30Rm ++ for a plastic chair that the food establishments use.
RM 100 18SX PIC 4 SALE
Nowadays, it is so amazingly easy for anyone to capture photos or candid scenes – just anywhere, anytime.
They are no rule that prohibits or restriction for the selling of cams – spy cams in exact.
Cams are getting smaller & cheaper everyday.
We are just spoilt with choices.
This 1969 prototype Kilfitt spy-camera watch is currently bid up to $59,000 and climbing fast. These things call out for a $12 contemporary knock-off. Link
This is not fake x-ray sunglasses you see on everywhere. This is true spy sunglasses that nobody will notice. It is still camera, but if they can comeup with video cam, this will be very cool.
Sunglass cam will capture 1.3 megapixel still images (at a resolution of 1280×1024). The included RF remote-control is ideal for easy, stealth-style photo shooting. High-quality lightweight frame material and UV400 polarized flip-up lens. A polymer li-ion rechargeable battery provides a battery life of up to 9 hours (shooting 1 photo/minute).
Features:
The smallest mini DVR in the world which conceals in the pen and
the first mini pen DVR with the function of both kinescope and record.
The high fidelity microphone can record the sound around 15 square
metres and the high clear kinescope provides clear video images.
The spy pen section provides smooth writing and the body
is durable and stylish. You cant tell its a camera pen.
The world’s smallest wireless spy cam.
Specifications:
- IMAGE SENSOR 1/3″ CCD
- SYSTEM EIA 525 LINES @ CENTER
- ILLUMINATION ~.5 LUX @ F1.6
- ELECTRONIC SHUTTER 1/60 – 1/5000
- POWER 9 – 12 V DC
- OPERATING VOLTAGE 12 – 15 VOLTS
- RECEPTION FREQUENCY 902 – 928 MHz
- CHANNELS SWITCHING TIMING TWO (SWITCHABLE) EVERY 5 – 8 SECONDS
- AUDIO / VIDEO OUTPUTS RCA TYPE JACKS
One day, should you came across an irresistible scence of a couple doing some funky stuff, just go closer just begin to snap some photos (with the latest technology you can have a clear view from a few feet away- remember Datuk CSL’s case ?) or start the recording of a video..
Just like this.
Okay, okay, I’m not saying that anyone of you should grab a spy cam / cam phone to invade some other people’s privacy.
Then the next day, you’ll be showing off your art work to the whole world. Right.
No! If you’re thinking that way then you’re just as sick as Helmi someone someone.
Well, I think Helmi is a wise man not because he leaked some photos of his nude gf. No that was sick.
He is wise because ..
Let me do it this way.
Currently, we don’t have a specific law (in Malaysia) to charge anyone taking a photo or videotaping someone in a compromising position. All the relevant sections under the Penal Code are related to the distribution and possession of the material.
And well, the fine for doing so is only RM100.
How irrelevant was that amount of fine?
Selling one pics of mine would even cost more than that – enough for the culprit to purchase another new spycam.
Another case in point is the recent case in Johor where a man was fined only RM100 for taking a picture of a young girl urinating at a public toilet with his handphone camera.
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/22/nation/3322693&sec=nation
Hot Girls, Beers & Free Gifts: The Best Things in Life.
Every guys (as in straight guys – the trans, bi & ho types are exceptional ) will second to my thoughts. The best things in life a guy would most probably wants are hot girl(s), beers & some times free gifts. Right? Well, maybe but beware some guys may opt for something even better than this to fulfill their fantasy. Okay let it make is simple for ladies to understand. (For some) Guys biggest fantasy in live is enjoying beers WITH hot girls AND bring them away back for FREE!
For ladies, the idea of selling a product that comes with hot girls & beers wouldn’t be a great idea it is for guys. Usually the best way to sell any products to the ladies is to design the packaging of the products with shinning, glossy & add a little bit of the “bling blingness” on it. And hire a slim pretty lady as a model to advertise them. Plus give away lots of samples & free gifts.
I know Singaporeans are die hard fans for freebies. They would Q-up and wouldn’t mind the time as long as they get freebies. So in Singapore one way to promote your products or your newly launched outlets is by giving away freebies to those kiasu people.
Here, I embedded a video. Hot girls & typical guys. Their necessities.
Every time you’re to name a product that has links to HOT GIRLS & FREE GIFTS, which product would you come up with?
8 out of 10 people would say BEER.
The BEER companies had been investing in advertisements & market their products by giving away alot of freebies.
This strategy is formulated to plant the idea of ”Life is so great worth living with our product in your life – without it you’ve none.”
This morning I received a parcel delivered right to my doorstep.
It was delivered by Heineken to me for my participation in the Heineken Crate Expectation.
I had never really did anything in the competition – all I did was to fill in my details & forward the invitations to some friends of mine.
And I received a call from Heineken few weeks back to inform me about my free gift & ask me if I could pick it up.
But I told them that I was unable to pick up the gifts as I wasn’t at anywhere nearby their office -Subang Jaya.
Few days ago I received another call from Heineken stating that they will mail it to me. So here it is the Heineken Freebies – A bottle opener.
Thanks to the Heineken team for making the winning so easy & sending over the freebies.
Nude pics leaked
When the news of Elizabeth Wong’s nude pics we published, everyone was stunned.
The first question a regular citizen like me would have ask is:
Who is this Elizabeth Wong?
It’s Britney Eli Wong, bitch.
The first thing that came into my mind was this heroic itchy grandfather – Datuk come into action again.
Oops, I did it again.
Last year, this infamous Datuk CSL, apparently, Health Minister at the time of the event, was caught having an affair with a lady which he claimed as a friend of his.
Grandpa – Datuk Gone Wild on CCTV.
Alright, so did the called by our not so famous PM (Pak Lah) for the civil servants to work part time during this recession encouraged politicians also a part time actor?
Or is it God’s punishment for those who had an affair with someone else than their spouse? Perhaps it is.
But who the heck care? Its their family’s business.
Few days ago, it was reported that nude pics of Eli Wong who is the ELECTED MP & Selangor’s exco were leaked in to the internet by an ex-bf of hers.
There were some pics of hers that I saw, the one sleeping - only her head was obviously seen.
It doesn’t matter that if there are more of her nude pics were leaked.
For,
1) It is her right to sleep with/without clothes. Why care so much?
2) The past is the past. What happened had happened? It is not that she slept with her ex to get to the top of her political carreer. If it is even so, it is her business.
3) They sleep with someone else, naked or half-naked is their problem la.
Personally, I regard all of these happenings – the leaked pics case, is just a political gimmicks to nail someone down. If either one of the politicial I showed above wasn’t someone prominent or important, does anyone who really care or make up the stories go so hot even the pancake aren’t selling as hot it is.
Elizabeth Wong offered to quit all her post in the Selangor Exco & PKR to “protect” the image of the party. But for what? She did nothing wrong. Look at the bright side people.
Ghosts in the hotel.
For all of u who love travelling.
Ok, here’s some believes of the hoteliers:
Every single hotel, there shall be at least a permanent room which should be left vacant at all times. No matter how full the hotel is, they are not to sell that room(s) to any guest. It was said that special room was “reserved” for those “special visitors”.
So, if you plan to stay in some hotel, always book in advance. Try to avoid walk in. If the receptionist told you there’s no more room available, do not insist one anymore or try to bribe them to give you a room. If you do that, most of the time the room you have will be that “special room”.
Sometimes those “special visitors” might go to other rooms also, so here’s some tips on how to protect yourself:
Before entering your room, always knock on the door first, even if you know the room is vacant.
After you enter the room, if you felt very cold suddenly and have “chicken spore”, leave the room quietly immediately and go to reception to request to change room. Most of the time the receptionist will understand what’s happening.
After you enter the room, immediately switch on all of the lights, and open the curtain to let the sunlight in.
Before you go to bed, arrange your shoes so that one of them is upside down. Some say this is representing yin& yang to protect you while you’re asleep.
Always leave at least a lamp on while you’re sleeping, preferably the toilet’s lamp. If you’re staying alone and they have give you a twin bed, do not sleep with the other bed vacant, try to put your things like luggage on the other bed before you sleep.
Another tip to protect yourself….
When you enter your hotel room, look for the Bible. Most hotel place the Bible inside a drawer.
However, if upon entering, you see the Bible on the table, DON’T STAY IN THAT ROOM! It means “special visitors” are there. If you see the Bible opened up on the table, LEAVE THAT ROOM IMMEDIATELY and request a change of room!!! It means the “special visitor” is really creating trouble in that room!!
And here’s some tips on protecting yourself in the cinema…
Do not attend the first screening of any movies in the cinema. By the first screening, I mean the first time the movie is shown in that particular cinema. Reason? The first screening is meant for the “special visitors”.
However, if you insist on going, then sit somewhere in the middle. The first and last rows are reserved for “them” !!! Be warned!
p/s: I didn’t wrote the whole thing I’m not a ghost buster but I did some editing before posting them.
